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<title>I&#039;m breaking up with you, &quot;News&quot;</title>
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<description>Let&#039;s just face it: I&#039;m pretty bad at whatever this is, News. I had kept you around for a while because I couldn&#039;t resist tossing up random little bits every once in a while in my more teenyboppery moments, treating you like the full-force blog that you never really pretended to be, but the problem is that I would always look back at you the next morning and cringe a little. In broad daylight, your face smeary on the pillow, you were neither as clever nor as interesting as I had dreamed when I posted you the night before. I thought of you with a constant, low-burning level of shame, which was </description>
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